What was I supposed to do? I'm immobilized, so I just got high

Somebody's still got NoNutNovember, and we've got a tee on the schedule

When are you going to fuck other men, how many times?

Tied his wife up so she wouldn't get aroused when a friend gave her a creampie

I promised I wouldn't cheat, but I was tied up, so all I could do was get high